Can you trust Female Cat's?

I was on the couch chewing my favorite bone, just waiting for Ed to return home from Wal-mart. Knowing all to well that Sassy was going to get the sassy attitude shaken right out of  her when Ed saw her website. Well  he came in looked at the laptop screen but didn't say a word, I thought he was too mad to speak so I just sat back with a huge smile on my face waiting for the top of Ed's head to explode.  Sassy was hunched  over with terror in her eyes under the living room coffee table. Well  you won't believe what happened next, Ed went over to Jean and thanked her for setting up Sassy's website because he wasn't sure when he could 've gotten to it since my "junk" as he called it was taking up so much of his time. Jean just played dumb and just said your welcome dear and turned to smile at Sassy. Than Sassy jumped on my tail and ran under the bed. That was their plan all along, you just can't trust females. I 've suddenly got a head ache and need a nap so Woof  for now!