Champ's First Memories - The Beginning!

I've been thinking lately about my very early days in the pet world and trying to recall my very first thoughts. I can remember being in a totally dark hot and wet place very wet. It was so dark I was unable to make out what or who was around me or their numbers. The room was filled to capacity with body's   pressed tight against me. I had to keep kicking my legs to hold claim to my spot, not knowing then that marking your spot was going to be an everyday thing. From what I could tell there had to be a bunch of either friends or foes around me considering the number of time I've been poked and prodded. All of a sudden I felt a cool breeze and had the feeling I was falling, followed by an abrupt stop. Not to sure what just happened and  I  was in no pain so nothing had been broken throughout the short ordeal. I now had plenty of room to wiggle around but I still couldn't tell what was around me since it was still pitch black, at least the kicks and pokes had almost stopped. I figured a meal would be served directly so a nap was the game plan till it arrived. Just as I found a suitable spot something huge and wet started to push me all around rolling me over and over from my head to my tail giving me a long over due cleaning,  it sure felt good to get my first bath,squeaky clean from  head to toe!  After what seemed like an eternity one final flip and on my belly I landed. I was ready for chow but to my surprise there was no dish service available here it was buffet  style only. I thought this will have  to be changed  to strictly dish service because I' am a big tipper and who tips a buffet line anyway. Planning on going with the flow for now I attempted to stand  and  make my way to the buffet? This was not to be since I discovered my tiny legs were like rubber and I couldn't stand, what to do? No problem I'll  just crawl on my belly to the chow line. Apparently I wasn't the only one with that plan since I once again had to mark and fight for a spot at the buffet table. I latched on and held on as tight as I could, hang on or starve I thought.. I was determined  to fill my little belly for the first time. When done I will  roll over and take that well needed nap,  plus my brain is tired of thinking I'll reflect again tomorrow. So far life is good! woof
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